WANTED: Team Mom

Things that wouldn't happen if I were Team Mom:

Colts running back Rhodes arrested for drunken driving

Clark ejected from prep game

This makes me very sad. Way to go boys on representing the Colts organization in an upstanding citizen kind of way. As my mother always told me, I love you, but I don't always love the things you do. Being a Super Bowl Champion does NOT make you above the law (I realize Dallas didn't break the law, but still). Act responsibly and think of your family.

These things, on the other hand, make me very happy:

Colts make DE Freeney club's franchise player

Dungy says he's coming back to defend the title